Monday, June 20, 2011

WhaT In TArnaTioN?!

A puddle and kids
in 
Speedos
"What in Tarnation?!"

I grew up on 
"What in Tarnation?!"
It was always used as an expletive
or a euphemism
for an expletive

When I hid the beer in the grill
(I was only 18)
"What in Tarnation?!"

When, as a college graduate
I quit the 9-5 job
with benefits
at Northwest Mortgage
to Waitress
at Chi Chi's 
"What in Tarnation?!"

When I joined the Peace Corps
"What in Tarnation?!"

The origin of "What in Tarnation?!"
A term used by those south of the Mason-Dixon line. 
Used to describe suprising or shocking situations 
(similiar usage as "what the f**k")

Such inventions as
 “heck,” 
“drat,” 
“darn,”
 “gosh,”
 “jiminy,”
 “gee-whiz”
 and “goldarn” 
were all devised to disguise exclamations 
that would have been considered 
shocking in polite society.

Today we could add
"frick"
"frickken"
to that list.

Any Others?

2 comments:

Susan said...

I once was pondering where the phrase "what in tarnation" came from (and whether tarnation was really a word) and had a revelation that maybe it was a hillbilly drawl (a la Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies) for "what in the entire nation?" I have always wondered if that was correct.

Susie said...

Verrrrry inter-r-r-resting, Susan...I never thought about it that way...